Jul 18 2010
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random old post:
I have figured out my crushing pattern.
- Spot a cute boy.
- Fangirl over him for a few short moments every time he walks by me.
- Stalk him.
- Try to find out his last name.
- Once the last name is found, cyber stalk him.
- Lurk him online and try to find out every detail there possibly is to know.
- Feel creepy and stop.
- Start again because I am naturally a creep and I have accepted that.
- Feel extra creepy for feeling creepy and not caring.
- Obsess over him a little more.
- Realize he, just like every other boy I’m ever slightly interested in, is way too good for me and/or impossible to obtain.
- Get upset.
- Stay upset.
- Get over it.
- Repeat.
the future.
add “make an ass of myself in front of him and make him realize that i have a really inappropriate crush on him” and you got me pegged
